Cosmic Surveillance - Private (2023) Cassette (M)

Format: Cass, S/Sided, Ltd, Num
Media Condition: Mint (M)
Sleeve Condition: Near Mint (NM or M-)

Year: 2023
Label: Glorious Times

Sealed/unplayed.

Track list:

A1. Camera 1: Nude Man Wearing Top Hat Is Chased Around Iverson Park By Woman Brandishing Tire Iron After Stealing Bratwurst From Her Son’s Graduation Barbeque Party.
A2. Camera 2: Teenage Son Walks In On Father Using Police Scanner To Intercept Orbiting Cordless Phone Calls. Son Realizes Father Is Listening In On Two Of His Classmates Discussing A Bath They’d Recently Took Together. Son Confronts Father. Father Becomes Defensive And Angry.
A3. Camera 3: Neighborhood Tuxedo Cat Rips The Entrails From Freshly Killed Rabbit On It’s Owner’s Walkway. Blood Is Everywhere.
A4. Camera 4: Man Lays In Bed Watching Family Matters In Dark Bedroom. Upon Seeing Steve Urkel Transform Into Stefan Urquelle, He Begins Weeping Loudly, As He Is Incapable Of Change.
A5. Camera 5: An Arby’s Employee Is Told By Portly, Mustachioed Manager That He’s Moving Like He Has Shit In His Pants. Employee Is Then Fired In Front Of His Co-Workers.